Sea Satire Lover Gifts

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our caf

Deflating Island

Mermaid Yoga

'You been sleep walking again?'

Sea Adventure Book

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

Fish Eye Tests.

"Three Morons At Sea."