Shipwreck Satire Lover Gifts

Deflating Island

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Desert Island Messages

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean