Shipwreck Lore Lover Gifts

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Atlantic - Ocean