Shipwreck Story Lovers Gifts

'What luck!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Over there - an island!"

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Deflating Island

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Atlantic - Ocean

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."