Shipwreck Story Lover Gifts

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

Artist on the Desert Island

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Over there - an island!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab