Shipwreck Story Lover Gifts

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

Artist on the Desert Island

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Could you give us a push?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

'That was fun!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."