Shipwreck Lore Fan Gifts

'Well, there's another cliche violated.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

Deflating Island

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Atlantic - Ocean

Gay Pride.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Desert Island Messages