Shipwreck Enthusiast Gifts

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

'Dear Lord, I really want to leave this island, but if it is your will, please send me a sign.'

"On a positive note, at least Trump is unlikely to visit."

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Shipwrecked message in bottle

Deserted Island Logging

"Lucky for you, we were shipwrecked with your teacher. So, you won't have to miss any schoolwork."

'...you may find a distinct change in my attitude towards you.'

'For christ's sake Camilla, you always have a headache!'

'I don't even know why you had to leave your job at the bank in such a hurry...'

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

'Oh, I don't think so. I'm surprised that thing is still afloat!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'The captain yelled women and children first.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

That Sinking Feeling

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."