Shipwreck Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Pulling the Anchor Out

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."