Shipwreck Storytellers Gifts

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Art of Surviving

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Exempli Gratia.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Not in front of the crew!"

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Desert Island Messages