Shipwreck Legends Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Gay Pride.

Atlantic - Ocean