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Man busking for money on a desert island.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Gay Pride.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."