Shipwreck Storyteller T-Shirts

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

SOB

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If I'd known I was going to land on a sand trap, I'd have saved my wife instead of my clubs.'

'Seeing how much we both miss our wives let's nag each other for a bit!'

The Lost Golf Ball

"Over there - an island!"

Desert Island Messages

"Yes, I am a mirage. You don't think a doctor would be visiting you on Saturday night when Casualty is on."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Are we there yet?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Art of Surviving

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging