Shipwreck Storyteller Prints

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

SOB

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If I'd known I was going to land on a sand trap, I'd have saved my wife instead of my clubs.'

'Seeing how much we both miss our wives let's nag each other for a bit!'

The Lost Golf Ball

"Over there - an island!"

Desert Island Messages

"Yes, I am a mirage. You don't think a doctor would be visiting you on Saturday night when Casualty is on."

'Are we there yet?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Art of Surviving

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'