Shipwreck Tales Prints

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Man on island holding notice - Save the NHS

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Desert Island Messages

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."