Shipwreck Story Fan Prints

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."