Shipwreck Survivor Fan Prints

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

'It's another rambling letter from Charlie Sheen.'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."