Shipwreck Survivor Fan Gifts

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

'It's another rambling letter from Charlie Sheen.'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

That Sinking Feeling