Shipwreck Fan Gifts

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Gay Pride.

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."