Shipwreck Irony Fan Gifts

I am saved!

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Deserted Island Logging

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Turkey Baster

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

'The captain yelled women and children first.'