Shipwrecked Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Deserted Island Logging

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Deflating Island

School Crossing

'I hate these school reunions.'

That Sinking Feeling

'Help.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Pants on the mast

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'Ramming speed sailor.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Fish Eye Tests.

'They're fish net tights, of course!'