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"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Desert Island with CCTV.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Deflating Island

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

School Crossing

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'I hate these school reunions.'

That Sinking Feeling

'Help.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Pants on the mast

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Fish Eye Tests.

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'