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"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

~ S.O.S.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Gay Pride.

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Turkey Baster

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Bowling ball coconuts

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

'Well, there's another cliche violated.'