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Deflating Island

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Desert Island Messages

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

Bowling ball coconuts

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Turkey Baster

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Shipwrecked - Population 2.