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"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Deflating Island

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Atlantic - Ocean

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."