Shipwreck Comedy Lover T-Shirts

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck!'

Hmmm

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Turkey Baster

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

'The captain yelled women and children first.'

"Dang! One of us in the wrong cliche!"