Shipwreck Comedy Lover Gifts

Bowling ball coconuts

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'What luck!'

Hmmm

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Turkey Baster

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'The captain yelled women and children first.'