Nautical Comedy Lover Gifts

Dunny Island

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hmmm

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'