Nautical Comedy Lover Prints

Dunny Island

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hmmm

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."