Marine Comedy Lover Prints

Hmmm

He's been excused from the school

One fish to another as they are pursued by a torpedo inside aquarium: 'Don't ask me . . . just keep swimming!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Sponge Blog

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Aquarium Distress Call.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.