Shipwreck Humor Fan Gifts

Stranded guy gets hit by a Tanker

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Deflating Island

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Gay Pride.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

Turkey Baster

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'