Shipwreck Stories Fan Gifts

"Saved at last!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."