Shipwreck Story Fan Gifts

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."