Shipwreck Humor Fan Pillows

Stranded guy gets hit by a Tanker

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Gay Pride.

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'