Shipwreck Fans Pillows

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

That Sinking Feeling

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Gay Pride.

Atlantic - Ocean

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

I am saved!