Shipwreck Fans Pillows

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

~ S.O.S.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Gay Pride.

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."