Shipwreck Survivor Fans Pillows

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Need tickets.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

No Loitering

"I just feel like a cliche."

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

Bl**dy climate change...

That Sinking Feeling

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."