Shipwreck Survivor Fans Mugs

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

No Loitering

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Bl**dy climate change...

That Sinking Feeling

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."