Shipwreck Scenario Fans Mugs

"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Gay Pride.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!