Shipwreck Scenario Fans Prints

"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Gay Pride.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!