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Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."