Shipwreck Survivor Devotee Pillows

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Bl**dy climate change...