Shipwreck Story Enjoyer Pillows

"Dang! One of us in the wrong cliche!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

That Sinking Feeling