Shipwreck Story Lovers Pillows

'What luck!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Atlantic - Ocean

Desert Island Messages