Shipwrecked Story Fan Pillows

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Desert Island Messages