Shipwrecked Story Fan Pillows

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Gay Pride.

'They're fish net tights, of course!'