Shipwreck Satire Fan Pillows

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Gay Pride.

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.