Shipwreck Fan Pillows

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Gay Pride.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."