Shipwreck Story Collector Pillows

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Art of Surviving

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

The Truth About Mermaids

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Sooner or Later