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'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Art of Surviving

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

The Truth About Mermaids

That Sinking Feeling

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Sooner or Later

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."