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'Distracting the fish.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"International trade"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'