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The Truth About Mermaids

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Who's Dead

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.