Sea Story Collector Gifts

The Truth About Mermaids

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Who's Dead

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'